A Wolf in a Three Piece Suit

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11/06/2015 at 14:31 • Filed to: None

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It’s a rarity in the car world that a build so eloquently blurs the lines between classy composure and ruthless performance. When this Audi rolled off the assembly line it was destined to be another flashy car that someone wearing clothes more expensive than my daily would lease for a few years while it got slowly abused in all the wrong ways. Somehow this particular example managed to avoid that fate. Underneath this elegant exterior and behind the luxurious interior there beats the heart of a beast.

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DISCUSSION (3)


Kinja'd!!! PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power > roflcopter
11/06/2015 at 18:34

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nope. the Audi A5 is a chode in a tracksuit. If you want a wolf in a three piece suit, I suggest you look at previous-gen C63 AMG coupes in black


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11/07/2015 at 22:03

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While I get where you’re coming from, did you read the article? This is far from the typical S5, and while the C63 definitely fits the bill as well, it doesn’t hide its true intentions as well as a significantly modified car that no one would ever expect to pack such a punch. Also, AWD.


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11/08/2015 at 14:19

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I admit I didn’t read the article. but lately I’ve grown a very large distain for Audis, (and more particularly) the douchebags I encounter driving them most of the time.

And I think the C63 hides it's intentions quite well. de-badge one, and I couldn't tell you the difference between it and a C350 without hearing it or seeing it's tailpipes